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“If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in...”

– Anton Chekhov, on “Chekhov’s Gun”.

Jan 31st

Snickering Snowmen, Batman!

It’s snowing on my blog. I’ll give you a dollar if you’re awesome enough to be able to copy the Javascript onto yours.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

Holy mother of god.

Do a Google search for quip quip. I’m number two in the results. Holy frak, I’m on the internet. Edit: Holy crap. Googling “Kurt Fire” has me in 3 results. THIS IS CREEPY.

Jan 30th

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Lotd: Simple Desktops →

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

$29 I'm Sorry Flowers - www.ProFlowers.com -...

The latter was a ‘personalized’ ad Gmail gave me. That’s not strange or anything.

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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11:11

I wish for Liam Neeson to wake me up in the morning.

Jan 28th

Oh boy,

I sure hope Murray doesn’t give us another FREAKING 50 QUESTION “QUIZ” with only 20 MINUTES OF CLASS LEFT tomorrow.

Jan 28th

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Timebomb- Beck Gotta <3 Beck.

Jan 28th

Jan 27th

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11:11

I wish for an alarm clock which can sing me to consciousness in the mornings.

Jan 27th

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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11:11

I wish for TWO jetpacks.

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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11:11

I wish for a dog that can play the banjo.

Jan 25th

Well,

kerrot19: There ain’t no rest for the wicked. (: And money don’t grow on trees.

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

My first conversation with Cleverbot

User: Can you help me get chicks?
Cleverbot: There is no helping people like you.
User: But I'm a nice guy.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: How do I get a woman to have sex with me?
Cleverbot: I don't know. And didn't you say you wanted a girl earlier?
User: Over 18. I like to stay legal.
Cleverbot: And you should.
User: Do you know any pickup lines?
Cleverbot: I was hoping you could teach me some. I need help with the ladies.
User: Here's one. 'Do you know Kung Fu? Cuz yer body is kickin'.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's a way to tell a woman she is hot.
Cleverbot: Yeah, just a minute ago, you wanted to divorce me! Are you bipolar?
User: I have Chronic Fatigue. It's different.
Cleverbot: I suppose you're thinking about slitting your wrists as well.
User: I said I was tired, not Emo.

Jan 24th

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Firefox Extension of the Week 2: AdBlock

I’m going to assume you either use Firefox or Chrome as a web browser, because people who use Internet Explorer suck (if you use IE, do a Google search for Firefox and install it). If you didn’t know, Firefox has massive support for add-ons that can make your browser vastly superior in every way. I’m going to show you some BA add-ons over the next few weeks that you can and will install in...

Jan 24th

Kurt's Awesome Cheese Sandwich Recipe

Ingredients: 2 slices of bread (any kind) 1 slice of cheese (any kind) Estimated cooking time: 5 Minutes Preparation Instructions: Put the bread in a toaster on medium, until it gets hot and golden brown. When the toast is done, place the slice of cheese in between the 2 pieces of toast. Eat.

Jan 24th

You've Got To Be Kidding.

Pinch me now, because I had better be sleeping. I am dreaming that the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations can spend almost as much as they want to support political candidates. Wait, it’s not a dream. It’s a nightmare. It’s a world where he who gets the most corporate sponsors wins elections and votes mean little to nothing. Oh, wait, I just pinched myself and I’m...

Jan 24th

My Views

jameslifeexplained: On gun control, that is absolutely stupid. You may not infringe our right to bare arms. Second Amendment. And some may argue, if we outlaw guns, there will be no crime. Are you retarded? Drugs are illegal. Do the drug dealers go “awe shucks. i cant do this business now…”? No. Another argument may be, if someone breaks into your house, and you have a gun on the nightstand, how...

Jan 23rd

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