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.Gif Storytime!
Your friend comes over and you’re all like:

Then you play video games all afternoon and you’re like:

Then his girlfriend calls and says she wants to hang out with him:

But you understand because she’s hot as nobody’s business:

But then he’s got to go so he’s all:

And then you go right back to playing video games:

I always wanted to do one of those.
James May: Anyway, you’ve probably noticed that TV’s Richard Hammond isn’t with us, today, and that’s because he’s currently appearing on commercial daytime television.
Jeremy Clarkson: Yes he is! He’s on, live, every afternoon, filling Paul O’Grady’s slot. Ah— [suddenly bursts out laughing] I just realised what I said, then!
James May: [laughing] I know!

